we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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