Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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