We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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