If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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