Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
