Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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