How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
