I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
