I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
