A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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