I'm going to jail i love you
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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