But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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