How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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