Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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