We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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