Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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