there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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