Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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