He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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