She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Are we still banned from the library?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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