I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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