We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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