i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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