If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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