belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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