North Korea, Best Korea!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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