My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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