Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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