We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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