well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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