Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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