How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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