..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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