i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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