Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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