i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Acid is not a monday night drug
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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