I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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