you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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