Is it because I queefed?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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