awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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