maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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