So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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