Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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