Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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