K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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