i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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