The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
last night I used snow as a chaser
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