i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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