nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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