she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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