GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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